Billing Your Time Is Like Pissing In Your Pants

As the G. Robert Newhart Non-Value Added Fellow, I hope you enjoy the following Accounting Update complete with a jab at the billable hour.

Post your billable hour comparison to this thread so we can laugh the son-of-a-bitch out of existence.

Comments

  1. Greg Kyte says:

    The billable hour is like Funyuns; it?s an easy and unsophisticated way to grease your own palms.

  2. Greg Kyte says:

    The billable hour is like the world’s smartest cocker spaniel; it sounds smart, but it?s still pretty f***ing stupid.

  3. Billing legal expertise by the hour is like selling gold by the foot.

  4. “The billable hour is a license to steal.” Not funny, but it is actual customer testimony.

  5. The billable hour is like a farmer getting paid for time in the field and not the quality of seed or fertilizer and the preparation process for the desired yield.

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